Four Sister Limericks

There once was a girl from Carrington

Who had a whopping load of estrogen

When Aunt Irma came to stay

She told her to go out and play

And that was the girl from Carrington

There once was a girl from New Zealand

Who got her nose stuffed with sealant

She blew and blew

Til her head exploded like stew

And that was the girl from New Zealand

There once was a girl from Denmark

Who just like a dog started to bark

She chased cats up trees

And ate all her fleas

And that was the girl from Denmark

There once was a girl from Amsterdam

Who got her head stuck in a pot of jam

Her eyes got all red

Then her bottom fell out of her head

And that was the girl from Amsterdam